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As you may have guessed, blue text is streight from the game. Actually it's from an
online-transcript of the opening cutscene of the game at
The narrator pauses halfway through sentences (hence the full stops in odd places), the
word bomb is overused, and the only slightly original name- hige hige (pronounced
higgy-higgy) bandits is completely rubbish.
Altenate purple speech for the end of panel 4- "Take off every Zig. All your base are
belong to us." The two game movies are similar in several ways.
Your purpose in life is to Vote for us.