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Fan art, guest strips, guest comics, guest humour... you'll find it all in here. Well, you would if we actually had any.
This was a series of 12 comics I created in one night shortly after the site went up. I stole the script from one I wrote to be a film, changed it slightly, and put it online. It's pretty much the standered "The earth's in trouble" plot, but in comic form. Go read. -Crash
I created this for some reason after a conversation I had with Rob who had been experimenting with cooking. The dialogue is almost word for word. -Crash
My revenge. Check out crash's poll land from links and you will see what I mean. -Rob
My revenge for Rob's revenge. Another comment on Rob's cooking skills, and his (lack of) recipes.-Crashthatch
TS3 was announced and we read this article. This comic came from our MSN discussion shortly after. -Crash
AOL version 96.62.1c (home edition) update/bug-fix list:
Improved irregular-connection problem generator.
94% of system resources now consumed by AOL's browser.
Fixed a bug where the user could access webpages through google's cache. (www.google.com now blocked)
More sparkly icons to distract user from the length of time it is taking for the page to load.
Added "AOL adviser" for any problems the user may have while browsing. Thanks to Micro$oft for allowing us to use a modified version of their "office assistant".
Handy Hints and Reading tips displayed whenever user attempts to read a paragraph with more than 3 long words. Rhinocerous, Uncharacteristically, preposition.
Fixed a bug where the child-safety lock could be circumvented by using another browser such as IE or Netscape (installation now corrupts IE.exe and netscp.exe)
Added "Big Font" as the default setting in complience with our "OAPs on the net" campaign.
Spell checker now checks all outgoing mail and deletes any unrecognised words.
________ ______ now _______ for viruses. Any ______ with ___________ will be deleted.
Spell-checker library increased to include the words "incoming", "email", "scanned", "emails" and "attachments".
Customer information clients "gator" and "savenow" now installed along with the AOL software. The data will be analysed to find the best time to do server-maintenace. The time when most people are using the internet is the best, as then more people will see how much we value up-to-date servers.
"All your base are belong to us" now displayed during connection. - A special request from our manager who thinks AOL should be more up-to-date with "internet language".
Bandwidth throttle added. Download speed may not exceed 1kbps. This should reduce load on servers.
Fixed a bug where the user could access webpages.
I should probobly point out that this is a joke, in case any one reads it and takes offense. It's for humour purposes only.
Rob tells me I have to say why it's here, so here goes: I wrote it for something else, and posted it here as it's (supposed to be) funny. -Crash